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Bad fashion choices and more about “Us”

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Yes, Hands Across America was really a thing.

I just saw “Us”, the scary and brilliant new movie from Jordan Peele. I can’t get the movie out of my head and I need to share some thoughts about what I experienced. Don’t worry, no spoilers here, I promise.

  • I love the 80s flashback and, especially, the Hands Across America ad. Who could have ever predicted back in 1986 that, 30 years later, the event would figure in a shocking plot twist and some of the most striking and creepy imagery in a movie?
  • The first hour of the movie is filled with anxiety and scares…then things get *really* crazy. And right before it ends, the movie punches you in the gut, just for good measure.
  • If I see anybody in a red jumpsuit and sandals, I’m going to punch them right in the throat. I’m not taking any chances that they aren’t murderous doppelgängers.
  • All of the actors are terrific in pulling double duty playing two versions of their characters. But Lupita Nyong’o is next level. When she’s on the screen, you don’t just watch the movie, you feel it. Her performance is what makes that twist at the end really sting. And speaking of that twist…
  • I can’t do it! I can’t spoil the movie. I wish I could because I’m dying to talk about the ending! But, trust me, it’s a chiller and it will stay with you.

My advice to you if you want to see “Us”: avoid everything about the movie that you can. Don’t watch trailers or read reviews and, by all means, stay away from spoilers! Go in fresh, knowing as little as possible about the movie. You’ll be glad that you did.


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An Album a Day…Or Something Like That

As the new year dawned, I set the ambitious goal to listen to a new album each day and write a blog post about it.  Long story short, I missed my goal…in the first week.

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All of the kids tell me this album is the bees’ knees.

Oh, I’ve listened to plenty of albums. Just not the new albums I hoped to discover and the all-time classics that I’ve always wanted to listen to but never took the time to do. Instead, I went back to the same old favorites that I always listen to because they’re safe and comfortable. So, for instance, instead of trying out Neutral Milk Hotel’s indie classic In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, I listened to U2’s Songs of Experience every day in January. That’s exactly what I was trying not to do with the Album a Day challenge.

The thing is, I just couldn’t force myself to listen to something I didn’t want to hear. If I felt like listening to Beyonce every day for two weeks, it was hard to listen to something else and not think this is OK but…it’s not Beyonce and I’m not feeling it. But I still want to discover new music and try new things! My next favorite artist or album might be out there but I’m missing it because I’m listening to Like A Prayer for the millionth time!

So I propose a more modest goal: an Album a Week. I can still binge listen to the things I love the most but also try new music. It’s like eating pizza for every meal but trying, say, frog legs once. Although I certainly intend to choose music more appealing than frog legs. In fact, I already have this week’s album picked out. Stay tuned for my next blog post…


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Album a Day #1: Rumors

Year of release: 1977

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I never noticed Mick Fleetwood’s balls on the album cover

I’ve been a Fleetwood Mac fan since I was a kid. After reading a Rolling Stone article about the 40th anniversary of the band’s legendary album, I realized I had never listened to it all the way through. Sure, I heard all of Rumor’s big hits: “Go Your Own Way”, “Dreams”, “Don’t Stop” but I never listened to the album all the way through. Maybe I thought that since pretty much every song on the album was a hit I had heard the entire album. Close, but not entirely true. Since I somehow managed to not listen to one of the biggest albums ever recorded, I chose Rumors as the first selection for my Album a Day project.

 

Thoughts:

Let’s face it: I’m a Fleetwood Mac fan because I love Stevie Nicks. My favorite Mac songs are the ones where Stevie sings lead. So the biggest surprise about Rumors for me is how little Stevie Nicks is actually on the record. Sure, there’s “Dreams” and her distinctive voice is clear in much of the backing vocals. Of course, she figures prominently as the subject of Lindsay Buckingham’s “Go Your Own Way”. But despite the lack of Stevie Nicks, it’s still an amazing album.

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The 1980s and a lot of cocaine had a lot to do with these fashion choices

There was an interesting anecdote about the making of the album the Rolling Stone article mentioned above. Stevie actually contributed another song to the album – “Silver Springs”, a gentle ballad about her breakup with Buckingham. But the song was bumped from the album because there just wasn’t enough room on the album for it. Back in the days before digital albums, track selection was an art form…with limited space on an LP, producers had to carefully consider factors like the number of tracks, their length and the balance between the two sides of the LP. And when the band was putting Rumors together, there just wasn’t room for “Silver Springs”. Stevie Nicks was devastated and fans were robbed of a great song. A few take-aways from this story:

  • Imagine an album so stacked with great songs from top to bottom, that a song as good “Silver Springs” didn’t make the cut.
  • Despite not making the album, “Silver Springs” became an enduring fan favorite and gained the wider release it deserved when it was featured on the 1997 live album “The Dance”. It was a dumb decision to keep the song off the album but the song was so good, it managed to live on and become a Mac classic anyway.
  • Man, Lindsay Buckingham is a prick. You know he kept that song off the record because he knew what it meant to Stevie.

Fun fact:

The band did so much cocaine during the album recording that they were going to thank their drug dealer in the liner notes. But then he was murdered and they figured that was a bad idea.

Final thoughts:

Despite the relative absence of Stevie Nicks, Rumors deserves its status as one of the great rock albums. It deserved to sell 20-some million copies. It’s an all-time classic and if you’ve managed not to hear the whole album yet, like I had, you should definitely give it a listen.


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An Album a Day

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Smells like a basement rec room

When was the last time you listened to an album? Not necessarily a vinyl LP, but a full-length album in any format, from track #1 all the way to the end? It’s probably been a while. Changes in technology over the last 20 years have led music fans away from the venerable album to digital collections of songs. Thanks to the ability to create playlists and custom channels, combined with the music industry’s focus on creating hit singles instead of full length-albums, music fans can listen only to the songs they like best, ignoring the ones that don’t move them.

The technology that created this sea change in how we listen to music keeps evolving and has now made it easier than ever to find music that is…a whole lot like the music we already listen to. Subscription services like Apple Music and Spotify curate their libraries of over 30 million songs into user-friendly collections and algorithms serve them up based on listening patterns. In my own experience as a Madonna fan, Apple Music has recommended to me playlists of Madonna Essentials, Madonna Deep Cuts, Madonna Collaborations, Artists Influenced by Madonna, Artists who Influenced Madonna. And there are even more Madonna-inspired playlists featuring songs by the artist and other artists like her: Essential Divas, 80s Divas, Feminist Anthems, etc.

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I miss record stores. I miss malls. I miss my youth. This is getting depressing.

To use an old-school example, the current state of music is like walking into a huge FYE music store and selecting every Madonna CD. And then having a sales associate come over, saying “Oh, you like Madonna music? Well, here…do you have this album? And have you tried listening to this album that sounds a lot like a Madonna album? And if you like Madonna, then you must like Cyndi Lauper so here’s an album by her!”

This unbridled music freedom has led me to a rut…a decidedly 80s themed rut. The thing is, though, I have much more diverse musical tastes than the selections in the Heavy Rotation and Recently Played sections of my Apple Music would suggest! I love all kinds: pop, rock, hip hop, punk…pretty much everything except country. Although I do love “Daddy Issues” by Beyonce. I pride myself on being a dedicated music fan with a love for an impressive breadth of genres.

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“MORE MADONNA”

But I am no longer that fan. I am becoming the music-listening equivalent of the human race in the movie Wall-E…the morbidly obese people that never have to leave their hover chairs because everything is served up to them. And with an Apple Music subscription and access to over 30 million songs, there is no good reason to listen to the same ones over and over again. There’s a Madonna song titled “Over and Over”, by the way.

So I am embarking on a new journey, undertaking a new challenge: I am going to listen to a new album every day. I will focus on albums I’ve never listened to or ones that I haven’t heard in a long time. I’m going to listen to albums where I know many of the songs from them but have never listened to the full albums. For instance, Bjork’s “It’s Oh So Quiet” is one of my favorite songs ever but I’ve never listened to the album that it comes from, Post. So Post is on the list.

The second part of this challenge is to write about the albums I listen to. I won’t write a full review; an album like Abbey Road already has plenty written about it. There’s not much I can add to the discussion. But I will share some of my observations about the albums. Or maybe my personal experience with the album. I don’t know, I haven’t thought it through yet. But I want to share my experience with my friends because so many of them are music lovers and, hopefully, I can generate some discussion. And maybe I’ll gain some new readers and friends along the way.

If you have suggestions for albums to listen to, send them my way. I’d love to hear about what you love and why it’s meaningful to you. But I’m not listening to any Phil Collins or Eagles albums because those guys suck so hard.

 


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My Favorite Albums…when Albums were Actual Things Made of Vinyl

There’s a fun Facebook thingy going around that asks people to name the top 10 formative albums from their teen years. The rules are simple: list 10 albums that made a lasting impression on you as a teenager. One album per artist. You can specify the age parameters that define the “teenager” years best for you. I chose ages 13-17 because 18 is adulthood, whether we like it or not.

Because I feel passionately about each of these albums, I can’t just list them…I have to talk about them. And a blog is better suited to that than Facebook. So, here they are, the formative albums of my teenage years.

For the tl;dr crowd, here’s the list:

  1. Purple Rain, Prince
  2. True Blue, Madonna
  3. Faith, George Michael
  4. The Joshua Tree, U2
  5. Hot, Cool and Vicious, Salt-N-Pepa
  6. Control, Janet Jackson
  7. Wild Heart, Stevie Nicks
  8. A Very Special Christmas, various artists
  9. Let’s Dance, David Bowie
  10. Like A Prayer, Madonna

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Lori Yannucci work samples

Preventing Concussions in Athletes
May, 2015

I created this infographic for medical device maker Great Lakes NeuroTechnologies. The company makes a monitor that measures, among other things, ECG and it can be a useful tool in research into brain trauma. One of the goals was to create awareness of the risk of concussion in young athletes and to provide helpful information on how to prevent them. But the primary purpose was to establish GLNT as scientific experts in brain trauma research. I published this content to the Great Lakes NeuroTechnologies website and shared it through email and social media.

EMG-controlled robot
November, 2014

I wrote the script, filmed and edited this video demonstrating the capabilities of the BioRadio medical device from Great Lakes NeuroTechnologies. It was a part of a content series designed to show the wide range of uses for the BioRadio.

Interview Tips for Biomedical Engineers
April, 2015

I developed this content to appeal to the large number of college students that visited our site and subscribed to our email list. Students don’t typically purchase the BioRadio but they are influencers in the purchasing process. Many of them become professors, as well, and may someday need to purchase a product like the BioRadio. I developed this to create goodwill among an important target audience and to keep them engaged with GLNT.

RIP infographic
February, 2015

I created this to explain Great Lakes NeuroTechnologies’ unique capabilities in measuring respiration through a process called RIP (respiratory inductance plethysmography). This content helped GLNT to land a contract to provide BioRadio monitors to a large clinical trial.


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Sorry, Browns fans, but I don’t feel sorry for you

Last week, my Facebook wall and Twitter feed was filled with Browns fans bemoaning the sorry state of the team, especially after the team’s latest trade and quarterback change. Yesterday, it was filled with people celebrating the team’s win as evidence of a turn in the team’s fortunes, as if the offending trade from earlier in the week never happened. Meanwhile, Cleveland’s good sports team, the Cleveland Indians, is playing well and is on the verge of making the playoffs as a wild card entry but nobody seems to care. Can anybody explain that to me?

Actually, my former colleague at Crain’s Cleveland Business, Kevin Kleps (an excellent writer, you should follow him on Twitter and read his blog posts) wrote an article in last week’s issue that examines why the Indians aren’t attracting fans to the ballpark. Team President Mark Shapiro blames the low attendance on the complexities of running a small market team and that’s certainly a major factor. Elsewhere in the article, Kevin talks to Cleveland area sports radio hosts who blame the poor attendance on fans who still hold a grudge over past mistakes made by team management.

Excuse me? Poor management?? The same fans who cry foul over what they perceive to be bad decisions by Indians management will pack the Mistake by the Lake 2.0 to see a team that has been mismanaged since Jim Brown hung up his cleats. This terrible expansion team version of the Browns is 0-1 in playoff appearances. The less terrible old Browns under Art Modell appeared in three AFC championships in the 80s. The Browns are as consistently bad as they are because team management is consistently bad.

Since 1994, the Cleveland Indians have given Cleveland something to be proud of: seven ALDS appearances; four ALCS appearances, with two ALCS titles; and two World Series appearances. Sure, the team blew it with some bad trades, most notably CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee. But those were driven more to small market challenges than bad decision making. And even when the Indians haven’t made it to the post season, they rarely play at the same embarrassing level that the Browns have so completely embraced.

But the problem isn’t that the fans support the Browns instead of the Indians. The problem is that the fans support the Browns at all. A lot of Browns fans wear their undying support of the team as a badge of honor. Their Browns jerseys don’t project an air of sadness and desperation, they prove their mettle as sports fans. They are proud to support a terrible team.

Browns fans think they deserve better because they’re so loyal to the team. I think the fans deserve everything they get. They deserve every loss, every quarterback controversy, every draft pick that goes bust. The fans have enabled Browns management and allowed them to go on autopilot, doing the minimum necessary to field a team. Why should management spend the money and effort to build a good team when they can put the same, old bad team on the field and people will still pay to see it? If the team is already packing the stadium and making money on bad teams, how much more could they possibly make with a good team? The fans keep showing up so the team keeps doing the same thing, which is fielding a team that is barely fit to play at the professional level. They have no incentive to do anything different.

I’m sorry, Browns fans, but I don’t feel sorry for you. You deserve this terrible team because you haven’t demanded anything better. Going online and bitching about the team won’t inspire Browns ownership and management to do anything differently. Not buying tickets, not watching or listening to game broadcasts, not buying team merchandise…hitting the team where it really hurts will inspire ownership to do something differently. If the fans stop subsidizing lazy team management, the Browns ownership will have a damn good reason to wake up and do something. Until then, they’ll weather the criticism from fans and take comfort in the piles of money that they’re still making, despite being awful.

So wake up, ditch those losers on the lake and get behind the winners playing up the street at Progressive Field. Go Indians!!


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It’s a Madonnaversary

IMG_3731The line of cars stretching ahead of us on route 303 seems endless. The maddening line of brake lights makes me want to jump out of the car and run, fast as I can, until I arrive at my destination. It hardly matters to me that we are still a few hours away from the start of an 8:00 show. It matters even less that we must endure a boring opening act before the main event, the only thing that matters tonight. I am frustratingly close, and yet still so far away from Richfield Coliseum, where my hero, Madonna, will perform tonight.

It’s August 4, 1987 and I have traveled from my home in Youngstown, Ohio with my little sister, Heidi, and two friends to see Madonna’s “Who’s That Girl” tour. This is the farthest I have ever been from home without my parents or adult chaperones. There is a tinge of danger in this trip. I grew up watching Afterschool Specials and it never ended well when a car filled with teenagers ventured too far from home. But I’m willing to risk whatever calamity may lurk for the privilege of seeing my hero, Madonna.

An image of Madonna from the "Who's that Girl" tour

An image of Madonna from the “Who’s that Girl” tour

The fact that my parents are even allowing me, at the tender age of 15, to attend a concert in Cleveland is surprising. Richfield isn’t Cleveland, of course. It’s 20 miles from the city and there is a world of difference between the urban streets of Cleveland and the gentle rural surroundings of Richfield. But to parents from small town Youngstown, Richfield is a long trip for a 15 year-old and the decision to let me go was not made lightly. But the decision to let me take my 12 year-old sister? Well, that must have been made in some sort of drug haze because 12 year-olds just didn’t go to concerts, which, as far as my parents were concerned, were the natural habitat of junkies and hippies.

But even my parents understood the importance of seeing – witnessing – Madonna. And they trusted my friend John, who would be driving. And so it was that we made our way to Richfield, leaving at 4pm for the 8:00 show. Yes, it was early but you know how bad traffic in the big city can be. We couldn’t risk any delay.

The palace of awesomeness known as the Richfield Coliseum

The palace of awesomeness known as the Richfield Coliseum

After what seemed like hours (it wasn’t, it was less than 20 minutes) the Richfield Coliseum finally came into site. I was awestruck. The Coliseum was incredible. I don’t think the actual Colosseum in Rome could have been any more impressive to me that night. The reality is that the building was nothing special. It was a big, blocky structure reflecting the worst of 70s-era architecture, in the middle of a big parking lot. But it didn’t seem that way to me that night. No, that night, Madonna was in the Coliseum, which made it the most special place in the world.

Unfortunately, most of the night is lost in the blur of the last 26 years. But there are some things about that night I can still remember vividly:

  • The girl in our row who got sick and threw up, before the opening act even took the stage. That dummy got so drunk she slept through the entire concert. Who does that? (I did, the following October when I went to see Heart in concert).
  • The excitement I felt when the lights went down sometime around 9:15, signaling that Madonna was about to make her entrance. That excitement gave way to pure, rapturous joy as the opening strains of “Open Your Heart” began and Madonna made her way onstage via a conveyer belt that ran across the stage.
  • Feeling an almost unbearable sadness as Madonna ran offstage at the close of “Who’s That Girl”. I caught a glimpse of her as she ran through a door to the backstage area and I remember thinking how real she looked. I mean, I had watched her for close to two hours up on stage and on huge video screens above the stage, where she was larger than life. But in that brief moment, she was just a young woman accepting a towel from an assistant offstage. I remember thinking: that was the Madonna I wanted to see more of. As much as I loved the legend on stage, I wanted the real Madonna I had just glimpsed.
  • Another real moment…during the encore, “Holiday”, Madonna was running up the stairs that were part of the elaborate stage setup and she tripped. She sat for a moment on the step and laughed before collecting herself and continuing up the stairs. It was clear she was having a blast, enjoying the show as much as we were.
  • The end. The last performer left the stage, the music ended and the house lights abruptly went up. It was over and no amount of screaming was going to bring Madonna back out. I stood there for a moment, barely hearing anything over the roaring in my ears, caused by the previous two hours of loud music and rapturous screams. In that moment, I was sad it was over, but so grateful and happy to have experienced what was the greatest night of my life so far.
The "Madonna Money" that rained down on the audience during "Material Girl"

The “Madonna Money” that rained down on the audience during “Material Girl”

So today I celebrate my Madonnaversary. I’ll spend this day as I spend most Madonnaversaries…listening to an endless loop of Madonna albums and then closing the day out by watching “Madonna: Ciao, Italia”, the concert movie of her tour stop in Italy. It doesn’t quite hold up, especially not when you compare it to the sophisticated global tours that followed. But who cares? It’s a lot of fun to watch and the music is great. Most of all, though, I’ll spend the day remembering that magical night at Richfield Coliseum.


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The Songs of Summer

Historians call this relic a "cassette". It plays music.

Historians call this relic a “cassette”. It played music on the 80s-era gadget the Walkman.

I love music. Love it. I love all kinds of music (except country. I’ve tried. Can’t stomach it.) I could wax poetic for tens of thousands of words about music. But as great as music is, it’s even better in the summer.. Don’t believe me? Check out this feature at Billboard.com that shows the top summertime tunes from the past twenty-seven years.

There’s a lot of memorable music on these lists. Notice I didn’t say “quality” music.  I mean, songs like “Party Rock Anthem” and “Call Me Maybe” didn’t exactly clean up at the Grammy awards. “The Power” by Snap won’t make it on any collection of greatest songs. But great summer songs aren’t great because they meet some music snob’s criteria of what makes a song worthwhile. They’re great because they’re memorable and they’re fun. Because hearing them brings back memories of the last day of school, a day at the beach, a trip to an amusement park. The mixture of nostalgia and lightweight pop music is a powerful thing.

So what’s your favorite year? Mine is 1987, hands down. It was an awesome summer, with an awesome soundtrack. Look at that top 10 list:

  1. “Alone” – Heart
  2. “I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)” – Whitney Houston
  3. “Shakedown” – Bob Seger
  4. “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” – U2
  5. La Bamba” – Los Lobos
  6. “I Want Your Sex” – George Michael
  7. “Who’s That Girl” – Madonna
  8. “Head To Toe” – Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam feat. Full Force
  9. “Heart And Soul” – T’Pau
  10. “Only In My Dreams” – Debbie Gibson

 

There’s not a bad song anywhere in that list! I even like “Shakedown” by Bob Seger and I hate pretty much everything he’s ever done.  Looking at this list brings back so many great memories: going to my first concert ever, Madonna’s “Who’s That Girl” (more on that in another post); riding around the west side of Youngstown with my friends, windows down, singing “Alone” in our best wanna-be Ann Wilson voices; getting sick on the Zipper ride at the St. Christine’s festival while “Heart and Soul” played. Actually, that wasn’t all that great but it was memorable.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go make a mixtape of my favorite summertime hits. But first I have to find a tape deck. And some cassettes. And all of these songs on cassette. Never mind, I guess I’ll just go make a playlist.


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Why Don’t I Do This More?

Sweet Maserati

Sweet Maserati

As I look through this blog, I see how infrequent and inconsistent my posts have been. Why is that? I love to write. And I have plenty to write about. Yet my blog sits here, ignored for long stretches. Well, no more. I will write and I will write volumes. Volumes, I say!

OK, maybe not volumes. But I do have plenty to write about and my goal is to write about it here.

But not tonight. I’m going to bed. But I’ll be back soon. In the meantime, check out this picture of a Maserati*.

*Picture taken at The Collection Auto Group’s Mercedes Benz dealership. I went there to collect a client testimonial. It’s sweet, isn’t it?